Crazy crazy world eh?
Virus pandemics may arise from birds. Thank God I turned vegetarian. Now all I need to stay away from is half-eaten birdfeed.
Humans got HIV from monkeys and you shake your fist at that demented tormented soul who had to go fuck a monkey and end up fucking us all a bajillion times over. Who’d have thought…?
Hurricanes everywhere, where did they come from and why are there so many of them all of a sudden!
North Korea’s a slut, teasing all those diplomats into believing and then saying ..Ermm..No thanks.Buh-bye now.
Bali gets bombed, again. Oh come on, its gonna be allright. After all George W and UN have condemned the attack. “Bad terrorist! Bad terrorist! You don’t get pudding tonight. Go to your room!”
Yeah right. Well, I condemn bad fashion, the death of chivalry, degradation of the environment and the AIDs-giving monkey-fucker. Boo fucking hoo..like my condemnation will change anything.
Where did we go wrong? Right, Humans-the fallacy of evolution. If only the dolphins had stepped up to rightfully claim the Earth as theirs. At least they have smiling faces. And its hard to disembowel fellow dolphins with a smiling face.
(These are my opinions, they may or may not be (politically) correct..so you can kiss my ass because I didn’t make the world, I’m just laughing at it.)