How to be dead

This little piggy has been working so hard sitting in office until late.

This little piggy was supposed to come to work at 10 today but there was a meeting at 9 and she couldn’t.

So this little piggy wore a sexy green and black satin top with olive pants. And this little piggy wore a ginormous beaded necklace whose only purpose was to protect the cleavage. This little piggy was in a good mood so she wore her green and white satin ribbon-tie espadrilles. This little piggy found the time in the morning to actually detangle her frazzled hair and spray it with detangler. But her nails were unpainted because this little piggy has been working so hard in office of late.

So this little piggy chowed down a brilliant chillicheeseburger (because the cow was a genius) from Carl’s Jr in less than 30 seconds. Said burger shall remain in this little piggy’s colon until the next Ice Age. But hey, she was hungry because this little piggy has been working so hard in office of late.

This little piggy swallowed a burger whole because she had a 1.15 appointment at her favorite salon to get yet another pedicure. This little piggy got her nails done bright magenta. This little piggy is finally pleased.

This little piggy wants to say so much more but she can’t. She hasn’t seen a movie in many many weeks. She is too tired to study on the bus. She goes jogging only on the weekends. She eats frozen dinners sometimes. Some other times, she cooks for three meals at a go.

At least she looks fabulous. So it can’t be that bad. Thank God for small mercies.

p.s. “How to be dead” is the beautiful, dry and point-blank track by Snow Patrol.. try it on for size.

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