The filthy bear by Geoffrey & Jups
One day there was a potent mime. The potent mime was quite content to live in a Gaia and eat shoes.
Suddenly, there was a glamorous knocking sound coming from the Pizza. The mime jumped in fright. It decided to filter to the dung, and got there just in time to see a filthy bear standing there! The bear waved a flatulent boa and the mime turned into a nervous Larva. One quite unable to read!
The bear shimmered and disappeared, leaving a few peanuts in its place. The Larva picked up the peanuts and popped one into her gills. The gift of speech befell the Larva, who exclaimed,
“What a boring day! I think I shall pick snakes!”
Off went the nervous Larva, dirtily running and skipping, finally tripping on a benign telephone and toppling headlong into a potent poetry. Needless to say, it succumbed to a naughty death.
The moral of this story?
If you are thinking of becoming a mime, never open a dung until you are sure there is no filthy bear lying in wait.
Above all, live quickly. The snakes you eat may be your last!
*Got the link from Weird Wendelin’s blog*