I have spent the entire morning obsessing about clothes. I have discovered outlet malls in tucked away little towns in Netherlands where I’ll be running off to on my alone time on weekdays.
I have found beautiful Italian, German and Dutch brands that sell exquisite clothing and I’ve found where they are located. Oh dear lord, the fall trends are the most gorgeous of them all. Which completely sucks for me, because I live on the equator. On the plus side, I think I could do without layered clothes, if you get my drift. Anyway, I’m quite taken with Bandolera, Stefanel, St.Emile and several other French, Italian, Dutch and German labels.. I can’t wait to let them rip me off!!
And that’s when I realised..(this is quite fitting considering I’m going the Von Trapp way very soon- I mean I’m headed to Austria not having twenty children, dumass)
*Puts on a dowdy dress made of green drapes*
Lace on silk corsets, and Marc Jacobs mittens,
Bright red woolen overcoats,
with big shiney buttons
Black skirts with white tulle that’s tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favourite things…
Hats colored purple
An’ chantilly lace girdles,
Cashmere sweaters with long necks of turtle,
Gold lamé dresses that are full of bling bling,
These are a few of my favorite things..
Rich cocktail dresses, with broad satin sashes,
Lancome L’extreme for my long pretty lashes,
Fall lines are wasted, here it’s always spring,
But these are a few of my favourite things..
When my shoe’s scuffed,
When my nail chips,
When my hair looks sad,
I simply let the cash register ring,
And then I don’t feel so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddd!
And let’s not forget the shoes…
Knee-length black boots with heels of the kittens,
Shiny pink stilettos leave me quite smitten,
Blahnik’s brown suede bootie tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favourite things…
Patent pumps and Zanotti’s strappy sandals,
Bold animal prints, not everyone can handle,
Choo and Caovilla will make my heart sing,
For these are a few of my favorite things..
Pucci espadrilles with printed silk sashes,
Bejewelled Vuittons may cause blinding flashes,
Silver d’Orsays put a step in your spring,
These are a few of my favorite things…
When my job sucks,
When my bank breaks,
When I’m feeling small,
I simply put on my favorite pair,
And then ooh, I feel so taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
Reversal of word structures is 100% intentional…