Lemon Detox Day 1:
This juice tastes delicious. The palm syrup reminds me of panagam – that sweet brown liquid they serve at South Indian pujais (religious functions). Ergo I am drinking it happily. I’ve prepared two liters of juice for today (1640 ml water, 180 ml of organic lemon juice, 180 ml of madal bal syrup and 1/2 tsp of cayenne pepper). Will I last 3 days with just this or will I get sick of it? Will I cave?
Tonight I am headed to the races – this is really weird for me because I don’t go to the races. I don’t support horse racing in general. But it’s my friend’s birthday and it’s a relief that she changed the venue from the W (which would have entailed hoovering up unlimited wine and cheese) to the races (where I don’t think they have nice food to tempt me). So I will be schlepping my juice bottles over.
Tomorrow I have no plans, maybe I will stay home and watch a movie. Friday I have no plans aside from inducing a salt-water-flush. Can’t wait for that series of horrific events to unfold. “What did you do last night?” “oh nothing, just gave myself diarrhoea, tsunami-style.”
Stay tuned for more exciting adventures.